My Dole Whip
I’m allergic to pineapple. Not deathly allergic but if I eat it I start to get itchy and my face turns red and blotchy. I don’t mind it because I don’t really like pineapple in the first place but then I was introduced to Dole Whip. Dole Whip is this pineapple soft serve found at Disneyland near the Tiki Room and it is delicious. I can have half a Dole Whip and not have any major reactions but one time I did eat a whole one and had to suffer the consequences of itchy red face for the remainder of the day, totes worth it though. I’ve only ever been in one relationship and it was a 4 year ordeal and left me heartbroken and bitter. All could have been avoided had I listened to my friends from the beginning (and throughout the years) to break up with him because our relationship was toxic, alas I was blinded by first love. So friends, if I date someone and you all see something that I don’t see just use the word “Dole Whip”. Something that I want however am allergic to, and sure maybe nothing bad will happen from consuming a little pineapple, or maybe I’ll have a horrible reaction and die.